Label me as many as you like, but I kno wha I am

Cot damn!

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 04:46:55 GMT

Y'all, I'ma back,,
It has been awhile
Have not use this live journa, lately.

Anyway,jus want to tell y'all something.

HOW THE HELLUVA YOU ALL BEEN DOING?!?!?!

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 23:50:53 GMT

Lately, I dont update my livejournal, its ebcause i got greatestjournal and been busy like a traffic in new york city..

Shawty, sowwy

The funkable?

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 23:15:25 GMT

I kno, i'ma too old to find out today but, everybody got greatestjournal..jus jus jus jus already?

Why

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 05:15:34 GMT

If I never were meant to him, and hearing him say he wont pay me, not even a PENNY..Heard this so young, and its penerate in my mind. Sayin to myself, wha am I to him? Nothing but a child. Ma suffers all, jus for anything, and everything to leave it like a roadrunner for the better and the change of our lives. So childish to understand enough, again, so young. All grown up, met him again. He, his tears came out from his eyes, and speechlessnessly. Laughed, so its him that wont pay a frickin PENNY, jus to put me away in to nowhere but in kind of coma-feeling. Right now, received some gifts, present and finally, more than a PENNY. Open all of gifts and anything as its valueable, and except for this one poem thats all about me. Once again, he may have heard my name for what i have been accomplishes my goals, and to complete at least for wha I want to be success..Even more, gettin all for its worth of anything that i got from him and his family. Now, jus i told him that i aint wearing none of them and took all of it into dump, and keep nothing valueable from him. Shyt, thought i was so dumb all ever along?
You cannot give me more than a PENNY this time!

Ought I fuck' you up and say, wha's up ---.
That is wha its payback.. is that

Bish, fuck him.

Ahhies..Hamsa..

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:51:08 GMT

Dayum, its so good to be back home at pa! Been in maryland too freakin long. Unfortunately, i wont be stayin here.I got to go back like lata this late evening, ugh.
Yea, everything s alright around here, humma.

Oochie wally, missin my fuckin queen-sized ass bed, quality softass carpent in my damn room and everything..aw so perfect..Hey Ursa! -Ooh, I need misses healing, baby!- queer, hai.

Ah a'ight, i'ma out..

J'Mars,
1ove~

WOW

Mon, 13 Oct 2003 21:50:06 GMT

Talking to someone, and its worth of 11 hours and 57 mins of talk. And yea, say its funkin unbelievable!
Nothin' can get better than this, i gotta to say. Ah I betta shaddup..

And yea thats why i didnt show up to school because of this! *laughs*

J'Mars,
1ove~

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:43:27 GMT

i think i want u baby,
i think i want u too
i think i love u baby,
i think i love u too
i'm here to save you
come be in my world.

oo baby you want me?
givin me lapdance,
sayin you want me..
oo baby you want me?

Watch star go by the MOON

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:28:43 GMT

u can kiss me in the moon light, on the rooftop, under the sky.. u can kiss me with the windows open while rain comes pourin inside, u can also kiss me in sweet, slow motion, so romatic.

Went clubbin-

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 06:14:00 GMT

Went in club, there s blastin all over in my ear.. i say boy, girl.. c'mon dance wit me..the people at club, all insane!

shes so hot shes kissing on me
this is the girl of my fantasy I met a girl in the shopping mall, she had hazel eyes, sayin goin to club tonight..We make a lot of noise
wake up through the world all of the ladies in the house s pissin at me'
hey popcorn dj, turn the music up loud. so i dont kno none of them pissin at me.. everybody move on to the dance floor now we best get down..off the chain like they do it in the york city
everybody just having a good time
got my eyes on the girls because they so fine
thats right so i can get drunk and fucked'
come out the house, get on the street start dancin act a fool you can do wha chu want
get loose cause the place get funked by the full of fogs!

just break it down
make ya trunk bobble with that extra bounce
make it touch the ground then raise it up
like the garbage men do with the dump truck
ladies hands up lemme see you shake ya stuff
a-b-c and d cups little bitty and a big ol' butt
fella's hands high lemme see you work it out one time. nay no feller, may be better than I
girl, put ur body against mine, c'mon baby grind

oh here we go
time to shake that ass on the dance floor
jiggle that thing like jello
all my rich chicks, and the girls in the ghetto
so we go get drunk, til' you fall that's right
in the club or either in your bumpin ride
say ur big or little, size doesnt matter
don't matter if you're black or white
all shapes and sizes spread love world wide
i mean we all the same color inside
so why divide, i mean there's no reason why
east coast to the west side
mid-west to the south we tight
thats to show you please believe ima stay being me, and the change of me like i luv the music
so i got to work out for as long as i live
i'm tryna be the best thing coming out this year
to rock you to tril and thats the scrill
but for now
girl,
put ur body against mine, c'mon baby grind

ladies hands up lemme see you shake ya stuff
a-b-c and d cups little bitty and a big ol' butt
fella's hands high lemme see you work it out one time. nay no, u feller, may not be better than I
Girl, put ur body against mine, c'mon baby grind

tube tops, t-shirts, blue jeans, mini skirts
overtime make it work
wobble that ass til' the thing hurt
white beaters, throw backs, fitted caps, bucket hats
no matter where you from where you at
shake that shit like how you luv that
everybody get your boogie on
party all night til' the break of dawn, c'mon
put your hands in the air
and wave em around like you just don't care, yeah
front to the back over there
vip area, bitches upstairs
get booked and cop ya chairs girls givin the head.. o baby cat, boy, baby this and that!
at the top of your lungs and let me hear, ahh! she s the best!

Girl! put ur body against mine, c'mon baby grind on me

looks into the sky

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 05:37:26 GMT

Girls..Boys..Ladies..Gentlemen..Grandmamsi..Grandpapsi..

-Why cant I be where, where I want to be-

Damn, jus this life i'ma trapped at

When i move, you move
jus like that
when i move, you move
jus like that..
stand up..stand up...stand up!
you stand up, i sit down, then.

ah whateva this and that

ah AH

Sun, 05 Oct 2003 22:54:10 GMT

I wasnt never meant to be get down, but i'ma i'ma d-d-d-downn.

Jus simply down, I'mmaa s-u-c-k

to MSD

Sun, 05 Oct 2003 00:40:27 GMT

I have never say anything nice like this, but hecck!

Our volleyball girls at MSD is da best in the frederick county! Awoo..

MSD VBall s #1

Hey boys, wha do we have for football? nothing in frederick county but let's get the damn NATIONAL CHAMPION FOR THE DEAF PREP NATIONAL football team.
Man, am i wild tonight, heck no but every game we all will be to carve to get the nation champ, ah ah.

I'ma out

J'Mars,
1ove~

Sat, 04 Oct 2003 19:20:44 GMT

Y'day, football game, we jus simply won the game, 62 to 6.. our record is now 6-0 facing the PEPSI 5-0, on this thursday.

*I* am out

J'Mars,
1ove~

Mon, 29 Sep 2003 03:22:06 GMT

Sorry y'all, i caried 23 times for 234 rushing yards.

Game's over

Sun, 28 Sep 2003 04:44:55 GMT

We won the football game against Hyde, 42 to 24. And its our first time to win the game with no shutouts in four game in row. Well, it was some good lesson for us.

I made 240 rushing yards with 16 carries-i think and four touchdown, thats about it.

Tonight was our first time playing at home game with million of eyes behind us. it's kind of nicce.

The weekend is the one of heck weekend, jus because i said so.

I'ma out y'all

J'Mars,
1ove~

NO SHIT! say wha?

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 04:13:21 GMT

No shit, say wha?!

Today, we all gotta to get down on the field to rockin the court, in the matter of fact, i'mma gunna rapping this game tonight. to sing: no shit, say wha!

Ah ah, all we got to play H-A-R-D, if y'all kno wha its like to play hard, hit hard. No shit, say wha?

i'ma out thoia thoing.

J'Mars,
1ove~

door open

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 07:42:05 GMT

In matter of the fact, i'ma stayin up late for school, and for football game tomorrow. But heck, i hope i'd carry 30 time tomorrow, I mean, I can feel this extremely of rhinos comin outta of me.

Lookin at clock, 3:44..
Teeth chattters, mutters, and finally, a yell.
Head spinnin, top down and under the computer desk.
Fingers bein' chopped, crawled to house on the hill..
House of the Dead, it is..
"a ghost, a alive walking-fingers, there it is"
*heads rumble down the hill*
"home of sweet foolers, wha the fuck you doing? R-U-N for your damned life!"
*running down the hill, hard-breathing, and yet sound of alike dog panting with dryness salvia left under their tongues*
Blood's thicker than water, *people aware of this* Water's easier to drink than blood.
"We need damn water!"
No, wha does waterade make of? nothing but breeze of..
Oh, cry me a river!
Gatorade, wha does it make of? Gator's trickle drops of blood.
Oh, is it in you?
*people claims*
YES
"then you dont need damn no water, but blood of gators'"
*hands out givin people a cold blood drinks*
"now thats one of hell drink i ever had, it got tonguelicious in me"
Damn, its only a darked-red kool-aid..
Big head, sweating, wipin the sodium off of the head.
Eyes, wide open wit yellow stratched-line to the center of core..
*Gasps*
naked horny ghost hisses, threat a woman for the face of death with 4 and long of 24 inches length.
*moans*
an invisible DICK! thats what i like
*gasps*
Damn, it wont harm you only if its jus an invisible D-I-C-K

Chopped fingers, crawls all along down on the hill, put the mouth of each heads.
Vomits, here it comes!
Here's damn newest glazed chickens, macaroni, steaks, and cold ice of wine of liquid that blended it togethers.

Ghost hissed it backward and shrunk the 4 and long of 24 inches, cryin a river for the damn new licious vomits drink that blended.
Producer said "no, after when you drink this, it'd back on the ground where it was comin from! you dum fumma!"
Ghost forwardin, blew the 4 and lon of 24 inches as the big bat..
*WHAM*
all you can hear, ooo *whistles* He be gone, dayum.
Ghost, stole the drink, and drank
*people stop yelling, groans as they began*
That s Dis-gust-ING!
Whines back, the ghost, watch me drink or you all be sorry dead asses!
*people resumes,(doing their stunts)*

there it is, endlessnessly stories to go.

J'Mars,
1ove~

Attention, you people

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 07:40:20 GMT

I'd be up late, call me insane..Tell me to shut up, as much time as you like, but this queer guy aint stoppin.

Anyway, i'd want to wrte some gay, i mean most gay out of blue story ever night, perhaps..
ah i etta shaddup..

Look above of this.

mutters

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 01:45:16 GMT

i dont kno wha y'all heard about me but this fog deew cant get outta of me.

But i kno wha y'all heard about me, I suck, i kno.

uh hu uh hoo

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 23:03:40 GMT

Over the past weekend, there's nothing special..

uh anyway, I'ma here sittin and very exhausted..Got ma money all spend like over 617$ or even more on clothes and shits. I'ma friggin serious about this shits that i brought all that, mm. New design jeans, jean jacket, shirts, and caps. Awoo, but I'ma kind of weirdass'd for not wearing them til next two month or so. Heyy, I'd be at school, wearing them and some special days.. ah whateva, i'ma gettin hilariousaciousalamenessly. so i'ma out 1~

THE joke

Sun, 07 Sep 2003 08:59:27 GMT

How do you confuse a stupid person?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

What is the best thing about a blow job?
The ten minutes silence

What does a woman and a ship have in common?
Their bottoms are always wet.

What does a pussy and a nose have in common?
They both smell!

How do you teach a blonde math?
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.

One day there was this kid and he was late for
school, so his teacher asks him when he walks in,
'Why are you late? Where were you?' and the kid
goes, 'I was laying on Cherry Hill.'
So the next day he is late again and the teacher
asks him the same question, 'Where were you? Why
where you late?' and the kid goes, 'I was laying
on top of Cherry Hill, I told you!'
Then a new girl walks in and the teacher asks her
what her name is and she replies, 'Cherry Hill.'

There was this guy who went to the store to buy
some condoms. He went up to the desk where this
fat, ugly, cashier and asked where he could find
them. She asked him, "Well do you know what size
you need?" He replied, "No", and she proceeded to
tell him that he needed to know what size he
needed for her to help him. "Okay sir, go in the
back and you'll see this picket fence with knot
holes in it, small, medium, and large. Put your
penis in them and find which one fits the best."
He agreed and proceeded to the back. As soon as
he went, the cashier ripped her clothes off and
took her place behind the fence. He started with
the large, and she put her mouth on the other
side. He's trying the large and decides it's too
big. So he moves to the medium. The cashier
quickly moves and puts her butt there. Well he's
getting off, but still thinks its a little too
big. So he moves to the small and she puts her
pussy there, and he finally decides the small
fits great. He finishes and starts to get dressed.
Well, the cashier puts on her clothes and runs
back to the desk. The man finally comes out and
the cashier asks, "Well sir, what size condoms
would you like?" The man replies, "Condoms? Fuck
the condoms, just give me 20 feet of that damn
fence!"

this lady is in the mall, and she's in the
mood for some ice cream. She walks up to Baskin
Robins and starts looking at the choices.
"What can I get for you lady?" the Ice Cream Man
asks. "Hmmm... how about a triple scoop of
chocolate ice cream please," she says. "Oh I'm
sorry lady, we just ran out of chocolate so can
you please pick something else?" the ice cream
man says.
"Oh sure OK, let's see," the lady says, "OK how
about making me a chocolate milkshake then." And
the ice cream man says, "Lady I just told you I
ran out of chocolate so I can't make you a
chocolate milkshake. Would you like to try
something else?"
"Oh yeah, right OK," the lady says as she looks
up and down the menu, "Alright then fix me up a
chocolate float." So now the ice cream man is
kind of irritated. He asks the lady, "Lady can
you answer a few simple questions for me?"
"Sure," she says.
"OK," the ice cream man says, "How do you spell
'van' as in 'vanilla'?" "That's easy," she says
"V-A-N"
"Very good," the ice cream man says, "Now how do
you spell 'straw' as in 'strawberry'?" "Oh
that's S-T-R-A-W," the lady replies.
"Great," the ice cream man says, "now how do you
spell 'fuck' as in 'chocolate'?" And the lady
stops and thinks for awhile with a puzzled look
on her face. Finally she says, "Hey there is no
'fuck' in 'chocolate'." And the ice cream man
quickly fires back, "That's what I've been trying
to tell you lady! There is no fuckin' chocolate!"

One day, in the recreation room of the Peaceville
Nursing Home, a little old woman and a little old
man were sitting watching t.v. There was usually
nothing better to do.
The little old woman suddenly turned to the little
old man and said "I bet I can guess your age." The
little old man responded. "Can not." The little
old woman replied, "Yes, I can. All I have to do
is take a good look at your penis. I can tell a
person's age by their penis."
The little old man thought about this for a while,
and then decided to see if this was true. So, he
stood up and dropped his drawers.
The little old woman took a long good look at the
penis. She studied it for a few minutes and then
smiled. "You are 94", she said.
The little old man was amazed! "You're right!" He
laughed. "How could you do that?"
"Oh," smiled the little old woman, "You told me
yesterday."

Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class,
obviously not paying any attention, when the
teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he says "If
there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot
one of them with your shotgun, how many are
left?" Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one
of them with my shotgun, the loud noise is going
to make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will
be two left if you shoot one with your shotgun,
but I like the way you're thinking." "Well,
teacher, I've got a question for you. There are
3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one
is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it,
and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher is a little taken aback by the
question, but answers "Well, uh, gee Matt, I
guess the one that's sucking on it." "No teach,
the one that has the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you're thinking!"

A man comes home from work to find his wife in
the bedroom, packing her suitcase.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm leavin' you for a better life," she replies.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asks.
"I'm going to Las Vegas," she answers. "I hear
they pay $400 for a blowjob there."
The man thinks for a minute, then gets his
suitcase out, and starts packing his clothes.
"What the hell are you doing?" his wife asks.
"I'm going to Las Vegas, too," he answers.
"I want to see how you live on $800 a year!"

There was this married couple. The wife was very
upset because the husband was always after her
for sex. She finally got so upset she went to the
doctor to see if there was anything she could go.
The doctor told her to start charging her husband
for sex. The woman replied that she could not
charge her own husband for sex. The doctor said
just give it a try and let me know what happens.
Later that day when her husband came home, he
wanted to have sex. The wife replied, "It is
going to cost you." "WHAT?" the husband
exclaimed.
"Well it will cost you $10 to do it on the floor,
$20 to do it on the couch, and $30 to do it on
the bed."
The husband thought this over and handed his wife
$30.
She said, "Ok, come on lets go in the bedroom."
The husband replied, "No, I want it 3 times on
the floor!"

A man was feeling very depressed, walked into a
bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey.
As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked
"That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied,
"I got home and found my wife in bed with my best
friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the
man a second triple scotch. "No wonder you needed
a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple scotch, the
bartender asked him "What did you do?" "I walked
over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her
straight in the eye and told her that we were
through and to pack her stuff and to get the
hell out."
"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what
about your best friend?" The man replied, "I
walked over to him, looked him right in the eye
and said 'Bad dog!'"

this guy is looking for some help at his
manufacturing plant so he puts an ad in the paper.
This guy shows up so he puts him to work and this
guy is a fantastic worker, never had anyone
better.
Monday rolls along and the guy gets a phone call from his new employee "Can't come in today I'm
sick" So the guy figures what the hell.
Tuesday to Friday the new guys back and again a
fantastic job, couldn't be better. Monday rolls
along and the guy gets a phone call from his new
employee again "Can't come in today I'm sick" The
boss sighs but he's never had such a good employee
so what the hell. Tuesday to Friday the new guy's
just great, but again on Monday morning the boss
gets the phone call "Can't come in today I'm sick"
Tuesday the boss sits the new guy down. "So what's
up with this crap you keep pulling on Mondays? I
mean you're the best employee I've ever had and
I'd hate to let you go but what's up with this?"
"Well every Monday on my way to work I stop by
my sisters place just to see how she's doing and
well one thing leads to another and we end up
spending the rest of the day screwing our brains
out"
"Oh Christ that's disgusting!!!!!!"
"Hey I told you I was sick!"

That will be all for midnight today, ha.

I'ma out

Down & Out

Sun, 07 Sep 2003 06:05:10 GMT

later,
I'ma DOWN

I dont kno wha y'all heard about me
but this truth cant get outta of me,
I got no lies, no bullshit that you cant see,
I'ma a motherfuckin no L.I.A.R

I dont kno wha i am thinkin?
I dont kno wha i want to be?
I dont kno wha i am goin to do?
I dont kno wha i can do?
I dont kno wha i cant do?
I dont kno wha i am feeling right now?
I dont kno wha i am doing on at this hour?
I dont kno wha i am but i kno who i am

I dont kno wha y'all heard about me
but this truth cant get outta of me,
I got no lies, no bullshit that you cant see,
I'ma a motherfuckin no L.I.A.R

I am left with one of billion questions and so on.
I dont kno if i can be audacious at this time, to try to answer one or all of billion questions..

Now,
I'ma OUT

Ate frogs, now the dumbass'd knight is ours!

Sat, 06 Sep 2003 17:30:00 GMT

We beat MARET THE FROGS, and we flicked them to where? JAPAN! Ah the result is 36 to nothing.

Fairfield is comin up next, shyt.
it goin to be our first game at HOME, in our friggin black uniform, you boys betta rockin our field, yo!
Remma, practice hard, then we might able to handle them.
Dayum, cannot wait to give them some a heads, awoo!

I'ma out dawgs, and divas.

J'Mars,
1ove~

Season have begun

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:24:58 GMT

Maryland School for the Deaf, football varisty team.
RECORD: 1-0
The score was 49 to 0. We jus killed, and make five players go stay in sideline for whole game, and some of them went to hospital.

One very first play, we got scored for first play..thats me that I socred for 1 carry and 75 yards.
Joshua Doudt got 1 pancake on that play, Davon Cook got defense backs out of my way. I gave the stiff arm to db, and ended up in end zone.
Davon Cook scored the next play, I got one pancake.

Ah, i got to stop this shit, its getting scary when you all think you can play against us (maryland school for the deaf varsity football team)

Overall,
I got two touchdown for only 2 rushes and 92 yards, along with 3 reception for 63 yards.
Davon Cook got two touchdown for 83 yards for only 6 rushes.
Carey Heisey got two touchdown for 67 yards for only 7 rushes. (this white nigga can run like muthafunka..and he s backed up for me. you all got to watch out, MAN)
Flavious DuPree got one touchdown for 6 yards for only 1 carry.
Markeis Dobbins (the most shorttyy on football team) rushes 8 time for 46 yards.
Scott Lehmann, 8 rushes for 50.
Andre Watley got 3 reception for 57 yards (this da bomb shit can catch)
James Markel j.r got one intercepted.
Calvin Doudt got more than 5 tackles for the loss and one player knocked out by him, (real bad) and 2 pancakes.
Joshua Doudt got 3 or more tackles for loss and 4 friggin pancake and double pancake for one play.
Jared Kingsford sent two players to the sideline, ask him if he did make those two players cry for help, haha. He s serective, man.
Derrick Williams, the shawty but he will jus beat the fook put of y'all.
Carey Heisey, your legs'd be broken by him, perhaps. he sent two player to sideline *laughs*
Francis Steele, three feild goals made. y'all got to love his right leg. and he got to thank to derriz to be a holder.

So bascially, we won out first game, so we can start out to have a good season this year.

Yo, rest it all up.

Talk too much, eh?

I'ma out..

J'Mars,
1ove~

time s up..

Fri, 22 Aug 2003 04:14:23 GMT

MSD VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM
CAPTAINS-
Chris Corrigan,
Joshua Doudt,
James Markel, and
Myself.

And season to be awaiting..

We all going to to rockin the field, y'all betta shake it fast before we caught you to work it out..

J'Mars,
1ove~